Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it’s resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don’t want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE’S MY NEXT SONG, “EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS”
my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo
many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also
Saw a post that said “Not every person you dislike is a narcissist and not every unpleasant experience is trauma” and a lot of you needed to hear that.
Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.
Word for today: wisdom of repugnance
The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad
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this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all
my gf used to work at five guys and when she’d come home she would stink like cheeseburger and dick me down insane style (minimum wage dick hits different iykyk) and even after she got a better job for like a good year i would get wet every time i walked by a burger place because of the smell
i love seeing every reblog on this post because virgins inevitably tag it like “this is FREAK BEHAVIOR why would you EVER POST THIS it’s DISGUSTING” and people who fuck tag it like “hell yeah. kinda hot”
I don’t like the term horseshoe theory because [extremely long list of reasons] but there’s gotta be some term out there to describe how like. you can go from a conservative upbringing where people are weird and/or outright racist about interracial relationships, and then you wind up in some stupid pocket of leftism where people look at a mixed race couple and are like “hm :/ but is he um. fetishizing your race?” and sure it’s done in a way that is, yes, tangibly different than outright conservatism, but it still leads to the same isolating effect of “alright we’re being judged for our relationship, and these people kind of suck”
the same thing happens to trans people honestly where you wind up in some anarchoqueer leftist space where people like, expect gender ambiguity from binary trans people – like they want the trans men to be comfortable wearing nail polish and trans women to not care if they have facial hair – ignoring the fact that some people just aren’t comfortable presenting themselves that way (and some of us just want to be…some girl or some guy?) – and it gets turned around into this weird thing of “you’re enforcing gender stereotypes if you conform too much to your gender identity” like. can we be real for a second. you and my shitbag grandmother are both clamoring for me to put on a dress again so please tell me the difference between you and her. after a certain point your intentions stop mattering because you’ve created the same alienating space.
Hey, did you guys know that the spongebob popsicles replaced the delicious bubblegum eyes with chocolate chips? Because of this change, i think i will go outside and kill the first person i see
Changing for the better everyday. I post a lot of humour here and I hope that you find some joy in it! I love some characters clad in Red. I'm aiming to make the world around me better and brighter as well!
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